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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchantments Applied:	207
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	228
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Void Gems Collected:	30
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	94
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7926
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Votes:	5668
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	703691	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Gems Collected:	40
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9746	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	7634	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!