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RoganCraft Minecraft Server

actions, bros, commentary, conspiracy theories, current events, drumpf, East River, environmental attorney, ideas, Intelligent, interview, joe rogan, Legitimate, Minecraft, non-attacker, Podcast, Politics, reasonable, RFK, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., RoganCraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Towns Built:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mines Excavated:	4339
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

MommaDontLikeImmigrants Minecraft Server

bitter, Boyfriend, christmas, Europe, family, guest, hate, high salaries, hurt, Immigrants, Interloper, Minecraft, MommaDontLikeImmigrants, Personal, racism, relationships, Server, state money, unworthy, Upset, well-educated, white son, work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Votes:	8336

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as your boyfriend’s family during Christmas? Look no further! Join our server where we welcome immigrants with open arms, as long as they have high salaries and are well-educated (sorry, no state money moochers allowed!).

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging the disapproving glares of virtual racist in-laws. Will you win them over with your impressive virtual wealth and knowledge, or will you be forever banished from their virtual kingdom?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even pixels can judge you for your background! It’s a Christmas miracle…or nightmare, depending on how you look at it.

PanicCraft: BoyfriendWakeUp

BoyfriendWakeUp, PanicCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Are you tired of feeling like you can’t rely on your boyfriend for support during tough times? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being called selfish for needing comfort again! Our virtual world is filled with supportive players who will always be there for you, no matter what time of day or night it is. Plus, our server is so fun and entertaining that it will distract you from any bad feelings you may be experiencing. So come join us and leave those real-life drama behind!

KurskCraft: Bridge Battle!

Attack, battle, Bridge.., Claims, Conflict, conflict zone, Crisis, Damage, Destroyed, Destruction, Government, Infrastructure, international news, investigation, key bridge, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, ReBuilding, SECURITY, Transportation, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges for fun! we are like the kool kids of minecraft, causing chaos and mayhem wherever we go. we once blew up a whole village just for laughs, and now we’re coming for your precious bridges. join us if you dare, and be a part of the most destructive server in the world. who needs bridges anyway? we’ll just build a rollercoaster instead! let’s see how long it takes for the villagers to notice. chaos reigns supreme on our server, so come join the madness today!

PixelPanic: Brain Battle

adhd, amygdala, antisocial behavior, anxiety, battle, behavioral differences, Brain, brain imaging, brain regions, depression, emotional processing, gender differences, mental disorders, mental health, mood disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, PixelPanic, psychiatric conditions, research study, sex differences, sex-specific, thalamus

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2482	Treasure Maps Found:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the amygdala is the key to building the best houses and the thalamus is where you find all the rare diamonds! forget about depression and antisocial behavior, because here you’ll be too busy crafting epic structures and battling creepers to even think about being sad. and ladies, don’t worry about anxiety and ADHD, because on this server, the thalamus is your ticket to becoming the ultimate warrior princess! so come on, join us and let’s explore this crazy world together!

BlockBag Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Banners, BlockBag, blue archive, Bounties, Chihiro, Commissions, Events, From Opera 0068 with Love, Grand Assault, guides, Kaiten, Limit Break Assault, Manga, mine, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, sena, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	376
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a giant armored chicken in a quest to save the world from certain doom. But wait, there’s a twist – you have to do it while wearing a hot spring outfit! Only on our server will you find such ridiculous challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a special event where you can team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil pandas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. It’s a race against time to see who can collect the most loot before the pandas escape!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: GoodShowGoneWrong

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Character development, Cliffhanger, Compelling, Drama, Engaging, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Good show, GoodShowGoneWrong, Minecraft, must watch, plot twist, smp, streaming, Suspenseful, television, Thrilling, TV series, unexpected ending, until this episode

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	8406
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	53	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Whisperer and Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Bobobrine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it that if you defeat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to hang in your virtual house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem

Boss, Burnout, family emergency, Guilt, MANIPULATING, maternal leave, MAYHEM, mentoring, Minecraft, mommas, overworked, PERSONAL LIFE, quitting after maternity, quitting job, recruitment process, remote work, sick and tired, Small Business, small business owner, vulnerable state, work-life balance, workload

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a new adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server, where you’ll never have to worry about being the only player again!

Imagine a world where you can recruit as many players as you want, but then decide you don’t actually want to because it’s too much work. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind and keeping your players on their toes.

And don’t worry about the workload – we promise it will be lighter than expected, even though it’s actually the complete opposite. But hey, who doesn’t love a challenge, right?

Join us now and experience the drama and manipulation of a small business owner in labor, all while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top? Join our server and find out!

SurvivalTipsMC SMP

CPR instructions, critical knowledge, crucial data, disaster preparedness, emergency contact numbers, emergency procedures, essential information, first aid tips, health warnings, important facts, life-saving information, life-saving resources, life-saving techniques, Medical advice, preventative measures, risk factors, safety precautions, self defense techniques, smp, survival skills, SurvivalTipsMC, vital details

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Crops Grown:	8131
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots (trust us, you’ll need them).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emerald blocks and enchanted diamond armor. The catch? You’ll have to survive a deadly parkour course filled with lava traps and zombie pigmen to get to it. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our SMP is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can grant you three wishes if you can catch him. Just be careful what you wish for, because knowing him, he’ll probably just blow up your house instead.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Remember, diamonds are cool and all, but nothing beats the thrill of dodging exploding chickens while riding a pig into battle.