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BabyfaceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Dragons Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of bacon-loving zombies. Or team up with your friends to take on the mighty Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like Creeper High Jump and Enderman Synchronized Swimming. Just be sure to bring your blast-proof armor!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a stray Creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

HungryMedKit Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of watching boring old Hunger Games when you could be watching the epic battle of Hungry vs Medkit on our Minecraft server? Join us for the most ridiculous showdown of all time as players fight to the death armed only with their hunger and a trusty medkit. Will the medkit save the day or will hunger prevail? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TacoCraft2021

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	791831
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	3473
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? The Mexican president-elect is, like, cruising in his motorcade, all fancy and stuff, and then BAM! Accident happens, but get this, Sheinbaum is totally fine! Like, she’s just chillin’ there, probably playing Minecraft or something, because that’s what cool people do, right?

Anyway, speaking of Minecraft, have you heard about this server? It’s, like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds! It’s bonkers, man!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out and throws the wildest parties. Like, you wouldn’t believe the stuff that goes down there. It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons instead of people.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and some epic adventures, come join our server! You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Sheinbaum herself, just chilling and playing some Minecraft after a crazy motorcade accident. Life is wild, man. Life is wild.

SoyJuiceCraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mines Excavated:	3802

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u found it, my dude. this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret: we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts. yep, u heard me right. not only that, but our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. imagine mining for ore and finding a delicious treat instead. oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of exploding? it’s like a dream come true. so come on, join us and experience the most insane minecraft server u’ve ever seen. soy milk is juice not milk, but on this server, anything is possible.

EmpireWorld – SURVIVAL, ECONOMY, WORK, BUYER Minecraft server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

The owner of the server “EmpireWorld – SURVIVAL ECONOMY JOB BUYER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

empireworld.fun

Welcome to Moo-land Sanctuary where the cows rule and chaos reigns! Join now for semi-lawless fun on version 1.20.6. Age 16+

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Server Information:

Server IP	moorlandsanct.net
Port (Bedrock only)	25565
Website	Coming Soon
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/sFBMckXNFP

About Us:

Moorland Sanctuary is a play-on-words/name for the owner’s online username, QuietWindUponTheMoor. It was brainstormed by the owner himself and his best friend, Skye.

Current Available Gamemodes:

SMP
FLATMMO
SkyGrid
Cadged Loyalties (Coming Soon!)

Our custom lottery plugin:

Moorland Sanctuary has its own, fully-custom lottery plugin called QLottery, which is a core feature of our SMP server.

General features & information:

BungeeCord Network
Geyser & FloodGate for Bedrock compatibility
EssentialsX as our core plugin
LuckPerms for permissions
QLottery for our lottery plugin
Game chat with Discord integration

Extra Information:

We are currently in an ‘open testing’ phase and welcome feedback from players. We are also looking for mature staff members to join our team.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, our server supports both Java and Bedrock editions. We use Geyser & FloodGate for Bedrock compatibility.
How can I apply to become a staff member?	Staff applications can be found in our Discord server. We recommend at least 5-10 hours of playtime before applying.
What gamemodes are currently available?	We offer SMP, FLATMMO, SkyGrid, with Cadged Loyalties coming soon.

6 Years No Sex Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Star Shards Collected:	161
Potions Brewed:	117	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of not getting any action in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have all the virtual sex you want! Our pixelated avatars are always down for a good time 😉 Plus, rumor has it that diamonds aren’t the only thing you can mine in our server… 😉 So come on over and get ready to get lucky!

MAGAP Pumped Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Star Shards Collected:	54
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	846516
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Buildings Constructed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is about to pump hardbody like never before! Our Dev is a mastermind who is holding long-term for a reason – to make this server the most epic and insane experience you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Join us now and be part of the action before it’s too late! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you on this server. Get ready for a wild ride filled with excitement, fun, and of course, lots of mining and crafting. Don’t miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime – join us today and let the madness begin!

NudeNapTimeCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, feelings, Intimacy, late night, love, misunderstanding, NudeNapTimeCraft, nudes, Personal, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, sexting, sleepiness, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	4436
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are put to the test in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a wild ride of drama and steamy chats that will make you question your own bedtime habits.

Imagine falling asleep on your girlfriend while she’s trying to send you spicy pics – that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server. With deleted messages, furious arguments, and heartfelt apologies, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about communication and bedtime etiquette along the way.

DreamJobCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Remember when you used to dream of being a professional unicorn rider or a professional ice cream taster? Well, forget about those boring dreams because now you can live out your wildest fantasies on our Minecraft server! Join us and become the ultimate block-building ninja warrior, fighting off evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also become a master chef, cooking up delicious pixelated dishes that will make Gordon Ramsay cry tears of joy. Or maybe you’ve always wanted to be a famous pop star? Well, now’s your chance to serenade your fellow players with your beautiful rendition of “Creeper, Oh Man”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests for diamonds and glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!