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PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Crowd, dislike, EMBARRASSING, Etiquette, fear, Insecurity, judgement, Manners, Nervous, normal thing, Performance, personal space, Phobia, Public, PublicPeeveMinecraftSMP, scrutiny, self-conscious, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Farms Harvested:	621

Are you tired of having to pretend to enjoy small talk with strangers while waiting in line at the grocery store? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can build your own grocery store and never have to deal with annoying customers again! Join us for a chance to escape the mundanity of real life and live out your wildest shopping fantasies in the safety of your own virtual world. Who needs small talk when you can just trade emeralds for carrots with your fellow players? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward public encounters forever!

NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, emotional intelligence, Expectations, Honesty, NoD8NoNoNoMinecraft, personal growth, red flags, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Respect, self-care, toxic behaviors, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	347	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is a dating paradise where you can build your love life block by block.

Join us if you’re tired of getting ghosted by Endermen or dealing with skeletons in the closet. Our community is full of players looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a diamond ring (or sword, we don’t judge).

We have a strict ‘no-no’ policy when it comes to dating on our server. No griefing hearts, no stealing kisses, and definitely no cheating with villagers. We believe in building relationships on a solid foundation of trust, respect, and plenty of redstone contraptions.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a pig and a sheep. Love is in the air, along with the smell of burning Nether portals.

ZelenskysF16Fun Minecraft Server

Air Force, aircraft, ARMS, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Delivery, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, News, Politics, SECURITY, Server, shipment, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War, ZelenskysF16Fun

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have f-16 fighter jets flying around like crazy! volodymyr zelensky himself confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

imagine building your blocky house while dodging fighter jets zooming overhead. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft!

join now for the most intense and insane minecraft experience ever. who needs dragons when you have fighter jets, amirite?

MaduroCraft: Election Edition

collected, controversy, Democracy, Disputed, Edition, election, electoral fraud, Government, international community, Latin America, lost election, Maduro, MaduroCraft, opposition, Political, power struggle, Results, Show, socialist regime, south america, tallies, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	110064	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

so, like, u know how Maduro was all like “i’m gonna win this election, no problem”? well turns out, the opposition was all like “nah bro, we got the receipts” and now they’re saying he actually lost. can u imagine the drama? come join our minecraft server and escape the craziness of real life politics. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. shh, don’t tell anyone. just come join us and have a laugh at the chaos of it all.

RedeFireX

1.16.5, Adventure, Bases, Brasil, Brazil, Brazilian, Clan, Clans, Community, Fun, Gaming, Kits, Melhorservidor, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvP, RedefireX, Server, Sobrevivenciapvp, Survival, Survivalpvp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Best survival server in Brazil!!Come and meet RedeFireX for 1.16.5count on parku system, clan, missions, bases, pvp and much more!!Enter and access the ip RedeFireX.mineserv.com

eua1.xmxcloud.net:26026

Divergent SMP: For 16+ aged players who can’t handle too much spice (Semi-Vanilla Server 1.20)

aged, application, Community, content creators, Creators, divergent, Events, Fun experience, Great, handle, java, Join, new, part, Play, Players, rules, season 6, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Spice, Time, Variety, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ores Mined:	4578
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Divergent SMP Overview

Server Type	Community-based Java server
Features	Regular events, variety of content creators, whitelisted
Season	Season 6 (new)
Application	Required
Join Now	Check out the rules and apply!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application and be approved by the community.

What rules should I be aware of?

Make sure to read and follow all the rules provided by the server admins to maintain a positive gaming experience for everyone.

When are the events hosted?

The community regularly hosts events, so make sure to stay updated on the schedule through the server’s official channels.

Can I play with content creators?

Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators who play on the server, giving you the opportunity to interact and collaborate with them.

Is the server regularly updated?

The server admins strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

NerveCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, AUTHORITY, bancho, challenge, Confrontation, delinquent, Disrespect, high school, Identity, intimidation, Japanese culture, Manga, Minecraft, nerve, NerveCraft, ORA ORA, Respect, Server, showing respect, tough guy, walking past, Yasukuni High, Yasukuni shrine

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Hey there, you puny Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the ultimate bancho of Yasukuni High! That’s right, you better show some respect or else you’ll feel the wrath of our bancho!

Join our server for the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Our bancho will personally guide you through epic quests and battles, making sure you never have a dull moment. And don’t even think about griefing or else you’ll have to answer to the bancho himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when you see the bancho coming your way, you better bow down or face the consequences!

Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

FamTimeLimit Minecraft Server

bachelors degree, balance, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, education, family, family dynamics, FamTimeLimit, full-time job, future planning, Minecraft, part time job, personal development, personal growth, Priorities, quality time, relationships, responsibilities, self improvement, Server, support system, Time management

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Dragon Eggs Found:	8024	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Star Shards Collected:	269	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of spending more time with your Minecraft villagers than your own family? Join our server and escape the clutches of overbearing relatives who just won’t let you play in peace! Our server is the perfect place to prioritize your time and finally finish that virtual Bachelor’s degree you’ve been working on for 8 years. Say goodbye to daily 30-minute phone calls and endless family visits, and say hello to a clean virtual apartment and a full-time job in the Minecraft world. Don’t let your in-game future be controlled by your real-life family – join our server and take back control of your gaming destiny! #PrioritizeYourBlocks

TripDipNoFriendship

aita, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, group dynamics, hurtful friend, interpersonal conflict, leaving a trip, personal boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, third wheel, toxic relationship, TripDipNoFriendship, unhealthy dynamics, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time when your friend’s girlfriend told him to “go ahead and f*ck her” (yikes, talk about awkward!).

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only fights are between creepers and players, and where the only disrespect you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds. So come join us and leave all that real-life drama in the dust – because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling is “Creeper, oh man!”

And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of the real world, just log on and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new friend who won’t tell you to do anything inappropriate – unless it’s to team up and take down the Ender Dragon together! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all that real-life drama behind – because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a good time and building epic structures together.