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VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9071	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ores Mined:	3681

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, APOE4 gene, brain health, brain protection, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, fish oil supplements, FishyMemoryCraft, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, healthy aging, nerve cells, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, nutrition intervention, older adults, omega-3, Prevention

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!

CalamityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server! The /v/ Calamity server is hosted by a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with bamboo and have a secret underground dance party every full moon.

But that’s not even the best part! The server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to enter the legendary Chicken Temple, where you can find rare loot and unlock special abilities like the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs and uncover the secrets of the mystical llama wizards.

So, why join the /v/ Calamity server? Because where else can you find pandas, ninja chickens, rainbow llamas, and llama wizards all in one place? It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining and Crafting Maniacs

Banners, Community, Crafting, discussion, event calendar, Events, feh, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Maniacs, Min, Minecraft, Mining, mobile game, New Trailer, News, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Tips, units, Updates

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9794
Buildings Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, crazy summoning sessions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and summoned a hero so powerful, the entire server shook with fear. Legend has it that this hero could one-shot a creeper with a single glance. Want to test your luck and see if you can summon this legendary hero too?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic events you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From massive PvP battles to parkour challenges that will make you rage-quit and come back for more, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in your own right. Just remember, when you hear the battle cry of “FEH!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods – where even the trees speak louder than the players!

Adventure, alliances, base building, Challenges, Community, Discord, Exploration, friendship, glace, leader, louder, modded server, New server, Players, PvP, release date, smp, speak, Survival, teamwork, Towns, Trade, Trees, War, whispering, Whitelisted server, Woods

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9091	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Glace SMP: Whispering Woods

A server where you can explore with friends and take on challenges that are harder than vanilla minecraft! Join today to create your own Alliance or join someone else’s and build towns together.

Release Date: Today!

Server Access: Whitelisted. Contact itsglace on Discord to join.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Contact itsglace on Discord to get whitelisted.
Q: What is an Alliance?	A: Alliances are groups of players who build towns together and can go to war or trade with other Alliances.
Q: How many Alliances are there currently?	A: There are 10 different Alliances on the server.
Q: Can I create my own Alliance?	A: Yes, you can create your own Alliance or join an existing one.

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Star Shards Collected:	271
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

RootkitRampage Minecraft SMP

Anticheats, computer security, cybersecurity, Data Protection, data security, dualbooting, encrypted partition, file encryption, Gaming, linux, malware, Minecraft, online gaming, privacy, Protection, riot vanguard, ROOTKIT, RootkitRampage, SCANNING, smp, software, Technology

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4444	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even Riot Vanguard can’t stop us from having a blast! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few run-ins with some sneaky creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled hackers who have hidden secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items all over the map. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden loot and become the richest player on the server?

And if that wasn’t enough to entice you, we also have a special plugin that turns all the sheep on the server into flying pigs. That’s right, flying pigs! So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues when pigs take to the skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the pigs!

WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ores Mined:	5238	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals