BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Have you ever heard of someone accidentally punching a creeper thinking it was their pet pig? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to experience the most ridiculous deaths and respawn with a laugh. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast (literally) on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava if you don’t scream “I love creepers” the whole way through. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

PixelFlirtz

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world and making my pistons extend! Join our Minecraft server and see if you can handle the heat of our spicy pick up lines. We guarantee you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on our server. So come on, don’t be a creeper, join us and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together!

AussieSpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where australian soldiers and their husbands are accused of spying for russia! we have secret missions and undercover ops that will blow your mind! build your own spy base and gather intel on your enemies while dodging accusations of treason! join now for a wild ride full of espionage and betrayal!

HamasCraft: Tomorrow’s Revenge

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Potions Brewed:	114	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Spears Created:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! we got players threatening to kill each other, just like in this crazy headline! but don’t worry, we don’t actually condone violence, it’s all in good fun. you never know what kind of wild adventures you’ll encounter on our server. come join us and see for yourself!

CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Pee2PurifyCraft

#sustainability, astronaut gear, drinking water, Dune stillsuits, environmental impact, future technology, futuristic design, innovation, Nasa Artemis program, Pee2PurifyCraft, prototype design, renewable resources, science advancements, space exploration, Space missions, space technology, Space Travel, spacesuit, urine recycling, water conservation, water purification

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have spacesuits that turn pee into water like in the movie dune. imagine surviving in the desert and peeing in your suit only to drink it later. it’s like magic but with science. come play with us and experience the future of hydration. NASA is shook at our innovation. pee-pee water for the win!

Join Server26 – Where the only thing being reset is our players’ sleep schedules! No Teleporting, just friendly chaos since 2015!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mines Excavated:	1540	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2445	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Main Guideline	Leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

Community

Laid back rules, close knit community, events, and help available from staff and players.

Gameplay

Vanilla server experience, no warps, long term projects, no map resets.

Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany with Intel i9-9900k, 128GB RAM, 1TB NVMe SSD, uses Paper for server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, chest shop plugin, and various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server for players 18+ only?	Yes, please be 18 or older to join.
Do you offer any donation perks?	No, there are no donation perks or admin shops on the server.
Can I use warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands?	No, those features are not available on this server.
Is the world ever reset?	No, the world will never reset.
Are there public farms available?	Yes, there are lots of public farms on the server.

TearsCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Falling into the Void:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We have 60fps mods that will make your game look so smooth, you’ll think you’re actually living in the blocky world of Minecraft. And don’t worry about getting sued for pirating, because on our server, anything goes!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for anything, because you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!

GovtSecrets Minecraft Server

#announcement, ALERT, Banking, Currency, Document, economic reset, Economy, finance, Financial Stability, financial system, global currency reset, global economy, government agency, GovtSecrets, Minecraft, Monetary system, OCC, official document, policy, Preparation, Quantum Financial System, regulations, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and secret government documents!

Ever wanted to be part of a global currency reset? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is preparing for the arrival of the Quantum Financial System, and you can be right in the middle of all the action. Trade diamonds for bitcoin, build your own secret underground bunker, and uncover the truth behind the mysterious government agency documents that have been circulating.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the universe while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride!

DressDebt Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy stories like the tale of the Silk Mini Dress Debacle!

Imagine a world where a daughter borrows a dress from her stepmom, alters it without permission, and causes a fashion frenzy! Will the dress ever be the same again? Will the stitches be removed without leaving holes? Find out on our server, where even the smallest mishaps lead to big drama!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests, insane builds, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of the next great Minecraft saga!

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