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Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Emeralds Found:	5580	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9005
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Potions Brewed:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Towns Built:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7781	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

Livin’ La Vida Minecraft

Adventure, amazing, appreciation, beauty, Connection, Existence, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, joy, Life, Livin, Living, Minecraft, MOMENTS, purpose, relationships, Self Discovery, VIDA, Wonder

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	New Chunks Explored:	608939
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

The most amazing thing about living is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of endless possibilities and epic adventures. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

LGBTQ+ Land Minecraft Server

activism, Ban, civil rights, controversy, discrimination, equality, freedom of speech, georgia, Georgia news, HUMAN RIGHTS, Land, legislation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Parliament, Politics, Propaganda, protest, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	3815
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can build rainbow houses and have unicorns as pets, but then georgia’s parliament is all like “no way, we ban all that lgbt propaganda!” but we’re like, nah bro, come join our server and spread the love and rainbows everywhere! who needs parliament when you can have a virtual world full of glitter and sparkles? join us and let’s show georgia what real fun looks like! #minecraftpride #unicornsforever 🌈🦄

PagingDisasterMC

Beirut, CASUALTIES, Crisis, Disaster, emergency response, explosion, explosion aftermath, Fatalities, health officials, Hospital, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, medical assistance, MIDDLE EAST, News, pagers, PagingDisasterMC, Tragedy, Trauma, Updates

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Items Found:	2073
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥