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SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	108
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	1402	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

CreeperCatastrophe

awkward sex encounters, awkward sex moments, awkward situations, bedroom blunders, CreeperCatastrophe, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy sex moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex stories, funny stories, intimacy gone wrong, relationship problems, sex, sexual fails, sexual mishaps, uncomfortable experiences, unexpected sex stories, unexpected situations, worst sex experiences, worst thing

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

annexation, diplomatic tensions, GLOBAL RESPONSE, human rights violations, illegal settlements, international condemnation, international law, Israel, israeli government, israeli-palestinian conflict, land appropriation, legalization, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, MODERN, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political controversy, Server, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, territorial disputes, united nations, West Bank settlements

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

Afghan girls, Afghan women, Afghanistan, build ties, CraftyTalibanHideout, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, gender equality, global perspectives, harsh edicts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamic law, political conflict, religious extremism, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban rule, West, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	904	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4412	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

best scream, character scream, famous scream, Hand, hand injury scream, hand loss scream, iconic scream, losing hand, Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker hand, Luke Skywalker scream, Luke Skywalker yell, memorable scream, movie scream, scream, SkywalkerScreamCraft, Star Wars, Star Wars scream, Star Wars yell, Yell

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

aging, biological flaw, brain health, broad potential, cognitive decline, conditions, cure, dementia, dementia with Lewy bodies, dlb, drug therapy, Drugs, enlarged prostate, Healthcare, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, prostate medication, ProstatePotion, risk reduction, side effects, study, Treatment

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Emeralds Found:	2711
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

Bidens, big, big oil, big pharma, big tranny, campaign contributions, campaign finance, conflicts of interest, corporate influence, ethical concerns, government transparency, influence peddling, joe biden, lobbying, Minecraft, money in politics, Oil, Options, Pharma, political corruption, political ethics., political scandals, presidential candidates, Server, special interests, trump

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6028	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Christian behavior, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian identity, Christian influence, Christian Lifestyle, Christian perspective, Christian principles, Christian theocracy, Christian upbringing, Christian values, Christianity, Church, faith in God, Holycraft, Minecraft, practising Christian, president, Religion, religious beliefs, religious practices, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1925	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1920	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

delightful smells, disgusting smell, enjoyable stinks, favorite scents, favorite stinks, interesting scents, Minecraft, odd scents, pleasant odors, pleasant stenches, pleasant whiffs, Server, StankCraft, strange aromas, surprising fragrances, surprising odors, surprising smells, uncommon aromas, uncommon fragrances, unique smells, unpopular smells, unusual scents, unusual whiffs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	1460	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

age, aging, aging gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully gracefully gracefully gracefully, aging gracefully quotes, aging gracefully skincare, aging gracefully tips, aging process, annoyances, bothers, changes, Edition, Frustrations, getting older, grievances, GrumpyCraft, inconveniences, irritants, irritations, nuisances, Pet Peeves

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Emeralds Found:	2567
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magic Items Found:	1202	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!