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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8551 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!