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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 3672 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ignorance is piss and knowledge is bliss! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there.
Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From building giant statues of chickens to surviving a zombie apocalypse in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But be warned, our community is filled with pranksters and troublemakers who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in the server with dirt blocks – talk about a dirty trick!
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures, then come join us on our server. Just remember, ignorance is piss – so make sure you’re ready for anything!
