minecraft but you control my hearts Minecraft Servers

minecraft but you control my hearts Minecraft Servers

  • SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!

    SpoontangCraft: Year of the LOLZ 2024!
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 3031
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Emeralds Found: 6462
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Year of the Spoontang 2024 is in full swing! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Minecraft, there lies a magical land where spoons and tang go hand in hand. Yes, you heard that right – spoons and tang, the ultimate power couple of the gaming universe. And in the Year of the Spoontang 2024, their reign is stronger than ever.

    Join our server and witness the epic battles between the Spoon Knights and the Tang Wizards as they fight for control of the enchanted spoontang mines. Will you choose to align yourself with the noble Spoon Knights, who wield their trusty spoons with precision and grace? Or will you join forces with the mischievous Tang Wizards, who harness the power of tang to cast spells and brew potions?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Spoon of Destiny, a mystical artifact said to grant its wielder untold powers. Will you be the one to claim the Spoon of Destiny and become the ultimate ruler of the spoontang realm?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in the Year of the Spoontang 2024! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server

    Gura vs. Is she better? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6314
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6643 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of swimming in the same old boring ocean biome? Want to escape the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens and flying pigs. Build your own pixelated paradise with blocks made of pure diamond and obsidian.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Minecraft mermaid, who sings enchanting tunes that will make you question if she’s better than Gura herself.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!

    Pixelated Puns: Where Minecraft meets LOLs!
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4190
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Star Shards Collected: 171
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality and have you laughing so hard your diamond armor falls off? Look no further! Our server is like the love child of Willy Wonka and Herobrine, with games that will make you feel like you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

    Join us for epic battles in the Nether where the mobs have formed their own boy band and are serenading you with their hits like “Zombie Love” and “Creeper’s Delight”. Or take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees tell dad jokes and the mushrooms throw wild raves every night.

    And don’t even get us started on our Project X Zone thread. It’s like a never-ending party where you can team up with your favorite Minecraft characters and take on quests that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

    So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)

    NukeCraft: Where Iran has all the power (in-game, of course)
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 9957
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we decided to spice things up by giving nukes to Iran! Why, you ask? Well, because what’s more fun than blowing up your enemies with a nuclear explosion in a blocky world?

    Join us for the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while building your dream castle. Watch out for those sneaky players who might just launch a nuke at your precious creations! It’s like playing a game of real-life Risk, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nukes are the new norm. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!

    MineScape: Where Pixels and Pixels Collide in Oldschool Runescape General (RS07, OSRS) Chaos!
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4558
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got undead pirates roaming around, ready to challenge you to a duel in our revamped colosseum. But that’s not all – our NPCs have been hitting the gym and are now buffed up with insane defence changes, making them even more formidable opponents.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s always buzzing with excitement, look no further. Our website is so cool, it’ll make you question reality. Our wiki is like a treasure trove of knowledge, guiding you through quests and diaries like a boss.

    And if you think you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate skilling champion, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your mad skills. Who knows, you might even become a legend in the Temple of OSRS.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t blame us if you get addicted – blame the undead pirates.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

    Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1682
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Magic Items Found: 3567
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

    PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 2644
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Enchantments Applied: 271 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Chimeras Created: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

    TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 8459
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Zombie Dances: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

    Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 8443
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7035 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Star Shards Collected: 127
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

    And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

    So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 7551
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 418

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

    But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

    Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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