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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4917 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?