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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 9602 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!