Minecraft but Mobs are Weapons Minecraft Servers

NoFucksCraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8862
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Crops Grown:	3741	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCashCatastrophe

budgeting, cost effective, CraftyCashCatastrophe, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial literacy, financial loss, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial strategies, frugal living, ineffective spending, losing money, money loss, money management, money mistakes, money saving tips, poor investments, saving money, Wasteful Spending, wealth management

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

yo, u ever wanted to lose money in the most cost-effective way possible? well, do i have the server for u! join us and watch as your virtual coins disappear faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

we got a whole community of players who have mastered the art of losing money in the most ridiculous ways possible. from building giant statues made entirely of gold blocks to organizing elaborate treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, our players know how to make that virtual bank account go poof!

join our server and experience the thrill of watching your hard-earned coins vanish into thin air. who needs diamonds when u can have the satisfaction of knowing u wasted all your money on virtual nonsense? come join us and see for yourself why we are the number one destination for all your money-losing needs.

GO TO THE SERVE I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE Minecraft server

ANYTHING.., Ban, can, Do, Don, Existence, free, Imagine, Minecraft, Never, No Rules, Players, PvP, Reset, Server, wipe, world, Years

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	164	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mines Excavated:	3377	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules whatsoever. You can’t get banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of existence, there has never been a wipe on the server.

195.201.204.247:25684

Experium SMP: Where we take Vanilla to the next level! Join us for a wild ride on our 1.21 server! Ages 18+ only!

+18, AGES, apex hosting, Cheating, Discord, English, experienced, Experium, Griefing, HARD, HermitCraft Inspired, java, Join, lag friendly, LEVEL, Multiplayer Sleep, new season, Ride, Server, smp, US, Vanilla, voice chat, wandering trader, west coast, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Star Shards Collected:	213	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Enchantments Applied:	124

About Experium SMP
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

Member Requirements
Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members Be able to remain active Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player Have decently good Minecraft building skills Age 18+ Speak English

Server Rules
Show respect to all other members and their in-game creations No griefing other members No taking the resources of other members without permission No cheaty mods/hacks No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT Keep builds lag-friendly

Server Details
Version: 1.21 Edition: Java Difficulty: Hard Host: Apex Hosting Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks
Multiplayer Sleep AFK Name Display More Mob Heads Player Heads Wandering Trader Armor Stand Statues Silence Mobs Coordinate HUD Nether Portal Coordinates Track Statistics Track Raw Statistics Anti-Enderman Grief Unlock All Recipes

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?

You can apply by filling out the application form at this link: https://forms.gle/EykiELGCfCdWMuck8

2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?

Members must have Discord, be willing to voice chat, be active, be experienced in Minecraft, have good building skills, be 18+, and speak English.

3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?

Rules include showing respect to others, no griefing, obtaining permission for resources, no cheaty mods, no duping, and keeping builds lag-friendly.

4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?

The server is hosted by Apex Hosting and is located on the West Coast of the US.

5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.

TroonOut Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!

CraftyCanineCuisine

animal welfare, bulldog, Chronic pain, college graduates, CraftyCanineCuisine, dog food, fast metabolism, financial situation, food pantry, insult, intervention, neglect, pet support program, Prideful, roommate, Sake, shepherd mix, study abroad, Toes, underweight dog

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special quest called “Feed the Dog”! Join us and help save Jack’s emaciated bulldog-shepherd mix by collecting dog kibble from the villagers and feeding him until he’s no longer a walking skeleton.

But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.

CraftyGrad Minecraft Server

CraftyGrad, future planning, graduating high school, impact on life, life choices, life transitions, life-changing choices, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, post-graduation, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, unconventional decisions, unconventional journey, unconventional path, unexpected outcomes, unexpected turns, unique experiences, unusual decision

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8293
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of making boring decisions in life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and make the most unusual decisions like building a house out of diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.

One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.

So if you want to spice up your life with some crazy decisions and epic adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next chicken tycoon of the virtual world.

BurgerBustCraft

bad burger, burger, burger condiments, burger disappointment, burger disaster, burger fixings, burger ingredients, burger letdown, burger letdown condiments, burger letdown fixings, burger letdown ingredients, burger letdown toppings, burger letdowns, burger ruined enjoyment, burger ruined experience, burger ruined meal, burger ruined taste, burger toppings, BurgerBustCraft, ruined burger, ruined food

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Picture this: you’re happily munching on a delicious burger in Minecraft, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire creation! Don’t let your burger dreams be destroyed by pesky creepers – join our server and build your burger empire in peace! With our anti-creeper protection, you can enjoy your virtual meals without any explosive interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rare and elusive Burger King mob, who will trade you golden burgers for rare items. So come on over and feast like royalty on our epic burger-filled server!

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic competition, economic relations, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, MapleCraft, Minecraft, national security, security concerns, Server, trade agreements, trade crackdown, trade disputes, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade restrictions, trade sanctions, unfair practices

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4552
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade crackdown on china for unfair practices and security concerns!!! build your own trade empire and take down those sneaky chinese players who try to steal your diamonds!!! beware of the security concerns, they might try to hack into your base and steal all your loot!!! but fear not, our admins are always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to cheat!!! so come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and protect your precious diamonds from those pesky chinese players!!!