Minecraft But its sideways Minecraft Servers

CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3599	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	73
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crops Grown:	9047
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Potions Brewed:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	638
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Crops Grown:	3158
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Star Shards Collected:	233
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	194	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!