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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4062 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.
we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.
so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.
