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FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Emeralds Found:	3562	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Farms Harvested:	963	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crops Grown:	9785
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Star Shards Collected:	284
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Animals Bred:	91
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	6844	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	5401
Runes Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3470
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!