minecraft but anything i google spawns – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PorchPegsMC
affordable, air dry, air drying, clothesline, Community, controversy, DISRESPECTFUL, dryer broke, eco-friendly, front porch, Habitat for Humanity, handwritten note, Neighborhood, Outdoor, pants, PorchPegsMC, property values, Replacement, Shirts, sustainable living, VISIBILITY
Are you tired of boring neighborhoods where hanging your clothes to dry is considered a crime against property values? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual neighborhood is a Habitat for Insanity, where the property values are as low as our standards for normalcy.
Join us and hang your clothes on your virtual front porch with pride, because here, we celebrate individuality and creativity. Who needs a dryer when you can air dry your diamond armor in the pixelated sun?
And don’t worry about nosy neighbors leaving passive-aggressive notes, because in our world, the only thing bringing down property values is the giant creeper explosion that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM. So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, the only thing disrespectful is not having fun!

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SMP Prankster – Minecraft SMP
appalling actions, BETRAYAL, despicable acts, disgraceful behavior, disturbing actions, disturbing behavior, fucked up, heinous actions, immoral conduct, inexcusable behavior, Minecraft, outrageous behavior, prankster, questionable choices, reprehensible actions, scandalous acts, shocking actions, shocking behavior, smp, unacceptable behavior, unethical actions, unethical behavior, unforgivable actions
Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP I’m on, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and craziness. Like, one time, this dude on the server built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around like it was a horse. And another time, someone turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks, it was insane.
But the best part is the people on the server, they’re all a bunch of nutjobs in the best way possible. Like, this one guy built an entire rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. And don’t even get me started on the pranks they pull, like the time they replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with dirt blocks.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just plain old stupidity, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.

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AntiVaxCraft: Don’t let your pixels catch the plague!
AntiVaxCraft, Beliefs, Catch, children, consequences, debate, Decision making, dont, fear, health, herd immunity, immunity, medical history, Misinformation, Outbreaks, parents, pixels, Plague, preventable disease, public health, RESPONSIBILITY, Risks, Safety, unvaccinated, vaccination
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as an unvaccinated child’s immune system? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question all your life choices, just like anti-vaxxers do every day. Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly diseases while building your dream world. Who needs vaccines when you have diamond armor, am I right? Come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than a measles outbreak at a hippie commune!

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PutinCraft: Very Smart PvP War
Concessions, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international conflicts, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, PvP, russia, Smart, strategic decisions, trump, united states, War, world news
so like, join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, super cool and stuff. like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and stuff. plus, we have this crazy story where trump and putin are like besties and they’re playing minecraft together but they keep fighting over who gets the diamonds. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it. so come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be yuge!

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Short Emo Vocab Test – SEVTA Land
adolescence, adolescents, Assessment, cognitive development., Communication, education, emo, emotional intelligence, Emotional Literacy, emotional regulation, Land, language skills, mental health, Performance, Psychology, SEVTA, short, Short Emotional Vocabulary Test, Short Test, teenagers, test, vocab, vocabulary, well-being
are you tired of reading long boring stuff? join our server and take the SEVTA test! it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain! unlock hidden emotions and unleash your inner teenager! become a master of emotions and conquer the virtual world with your newfound emotional intelligence! join now and experience the thrill of SEVTA!

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Wudeyu Anarchy
Anarchic, Anarchy, closing soon, Hispanic community, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, temporary project, Wudeyu Anarchy
Wudeyu Anarchy is a small anarchic server where the rules are to skip them. Wudeyu Anarchy is oriented for the Hispanic community, despite its name in English, and is a temporary project, which probably closes soon.
wudeyu.ip-ddns.com

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The Unity Oasis 1.21.1
1.21.1, Activity, Adventure, challenge, commit sudoku, Community, Cultural, Destination, Experience, Explore, Forest, group, Invitation, Japan, Join, Nature, Oasis, outdoors, Start, TEAM, travel, Unique, Unity
Yo, bro, forget about committing sudoku in Japan, join our Minecraft server instead!
We got forests, we got puzzles, we got blocks – everything you need for a killer time!
Plus, who needs Japan when you can have a virtual world where you can respawn and never die?
Join us and let’s create some chaos together, because why commit sudoku when you can commit to our server instead?

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CringeCraft: MIL Texts Edition
CringeCraft, Edition, MIL, texts
Are you tired of dealing with a MIL who’s more drama than a soap opera? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any MIL drama following you around.
Imagine a world where your MIL can’t text you about her latest gossip or try to guilt-trip you into family dinners. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any interference from your MIL’s drama llama.
Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who won’t judge you for wanting to escape your MIL’s clutches. Join us and leave the drama behind – because who needs a toxic MIL when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat?

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KimJongCraft – FBI Approved!
APPROVED, ByBit hack, cryptocurrency, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cybercrime, cybersecurity, dark web, Digital Currency, digital theft, fbi, financial crime, HACKING, international crime, KimJongCraft, Money Heist, money laundering, North Korea, North Korean hackers, online fraud, state-sponsored hacking
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual North Korea and hack into ByBit for fun! FBI agents are even joining to test their hacking skills and see if they can catch the culprits. Will you be the next mastermind behind a $1.5 billion hack? Come join us and find out! Plus, we have free virtual Kim Jong-un skins for all players. It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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AssaultCraft
PvP Raiding Factions Hardcore Custom Competitive Adventure Roleplay Economy Skyblock Mini-games Creative Vanilla Bedwars Skywars Prison Parkour Modded Pixelmon Anarchy, Survival
AssaultCraft is a Minecraft survival server designed for players seeking a challenging and action-packed experience. With a dynamic world, custom mechanics, and an active community, you’ll face a hostile environment where only the strongest survive. Join now and prove your skills in AssaultCraft!
assaultcraft.online

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