🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 7431 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have this secret potion that makes u build like a pro in seconds. no more struggling to make a simple house, now u can create a whole freakin’ castle in minutes.
oh, and did i mention that we have a special event every friday night where we all dress up as llamas and have a dance party? it’s like, the most epic thing ever.
plus, our research shows that playing on our server while smoking weed can actually make u better at the game. so, like, grab your joint and come join us for some mind-blowing fun. trust me, u won’t regret it.