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The owner of the server “GolemTime The best server in the world” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
We have a lot of fun on our server and gamers have many possibility’s.The Staff is always trying to be on from Discord where for we can chat with gamer and much more!Mihion is the server to be ON – If you like Mcmmo – vanilla – Creative – Play to Win!
We have 4 servers one Mcmmo survival based and an Hardcore survival In this two servers gamers have the possibility to rankup after Mcmmo power and on the other one Money from Jobs and XP. This will give andtaveges on both servers and on the Creative server in witch we have An open creative world an survival creative world, Plot world and IslandWorld.
The last one is our Vanilla – you can play here on a little area but If you want to play beside the border you will have to contact us on discord.
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Join now for a chance to participate in our Golden Coin Rush event, where you can collect more coins than a leprechaun on a caffeine high. And don’t miss out on our upcoming Co-Op event, Alteisen – rumor has it, the rewards are so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.
But wait, there’s more! Our current Special Recruit includes Soda: Twinkling Bunny and Alice: Wonderland Bunny – because who doesn’t want a bunny as a sidekick in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling fancy, grab the Mary: Medical Rabbit costume pass for some extra swag.
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Our server is home to the most brilliant minds in the Minecraft community, from redstone wizards who can build functioning computers in-game to architects who can recreate the entire city of Atlantis block by block.
But beware, the intelligence level on our server is so high that players have been known to accidentally create black holes while trying to craft a simple pickaxe. So if you’re ready to have your mind blown (literally), join us now and see if you can keep up with the geniuses of Minecraft!
