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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1281 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 5831 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!