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Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1265	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we drop Twitch subs like they’re hot and give out pets like candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that the standalone PC client will only be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST). It’s like getting into a secret club, but with blocks and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Path of Exile 2 Early Access, complete with an opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Endgame content? We’ve got it. Teasers? We’ve got those too. It’s like a whole new world of adventure waiting for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a global chat with the most outrageous players around. Previous players are raving about it, so don’t miss out!

Europrison Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9107
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	760
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	3339
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	9615	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchantments Applied:	219	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Votes:	6572	Buildings Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Crops Grown:	6747	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

The owner of the server “MINELEGACY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	6707	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!

Crafty F*ckers Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further than our server! We have a thriving community of players who love to prank each other and cause chaos.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and plenty of laughs. Our server is like a never-ending comedy show, with surprises around every corner. Plus, we have the best pixel art gallery you’ve ever seen – come marvel at our giant statue of a chicken riding a pig!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives, because things can get a little crazy around here.

IYO SKY THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Iyo and Liv’s championship match can’t compete with.

Bayree’s time on Iyo’s Wargames team was smoother than a baby’s bottom, while Dacutie’s reunion with Iyo and Kairi was more heartwarming than a puppy cuddle puddle. And let’s not forget about Damage CTRL’s quest for all the Titles – they’re more ambitious than a squirrel trying to hoard all the nuts in the forest.

Kairi and Dacutie entering the IC title tournament? It’s like watching a pair of unicorns compete in a rainbow obstacle course. And let’s all send good vibes to Asuka for a speedy recovery – we need her back in action faster than a creeper explodes in your face.

So come join us on this insane journey where anything can happen, from unexpected alliances to epic battles for glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness a full Damage CTRL reunion that will go down in Minecraft history!