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/poeg/ – Minecraft SMP Path of Exile Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Items Found:	4721	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane world of Settlers of Kalguur, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

In this server, you can expect to encounter wild mobs that have been mutated by a mysterious force known only as Autoxertion. These mobs are not your average creepers and zombies – they have special abilities and will stop at nothing to take you down. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and utilities at your disposal to fend them off.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where PoE 2 is in closed beta. Will you be the one to uncover this secret and gain access to the highly anticipated game before anyone else?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a crazy adventure filled with danger, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of laughter. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after playing on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BabyCraftHospSisDrama

BabyCraftHospSisDrama, c-section, communication breakdown, difficult times, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family relationships, high risk pregnancy, lack of empathy, medical crisis, NICU, personal struggles, pregnancy hormones, premature baby, selfish behavior, sibling dynamics, sister support, support system, Tension

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	308
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Items Found:	5363
Star Shards Collected:	256	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement!

Picture this: You’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your virtual sister goes on a trip and leaves you hanging with a premature virtual baby in the NICU. Will you hang up on her during a call or try to mend the virtual family drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, passive-aggressive text messages, and unresolved tension that will keep you on the edge of your virtual seat. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can experience virtual family drama like never before?

Join our server now and get ready to experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to log off!

CelebLuvr Minecraft SMP

admired personalities, beloved celebrities, beloved icons, beloved stars, CelebLuvr, celebrity crushes, celebrity idols, famous idols, famous people, favorite celebrities, global icons, iconic figures, Minecraft, most loved celebrity, popular figures, public figures, smp, universally admired, universally adored, universally cherished, universally loved

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8832
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crops Grown:	7213
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Who is the most universally loved celebrity? Well, it’s obviously the owner of our Minecraft SMP server! Rumor has it they once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a carrot and a smile. Join our server and bask in the glory of playing alongside the most legendary Minecraft player of all time. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Creep-Free Flirting Craft

approachability, Body language, Boundaries, Charm, Communication, Confidence, consent, conversation starters, Craft, CreepFree, DATING, emotional intelligence, Etiquette, FLIRTING, nonverbal cues, personal space, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Skills, Subtlety

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5244	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Star Shards Collected:	178

Are you tired of trying to flirt in real life and just coming off as a total creep? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your flirting skills without any judgment! Our pixelated world is the perfect place to woo that special someone with virtual flowers and diamond pickaxes. Who needs pickup lines when you can just build a romantic castle together? Join now and never worry about being creepy again!

ElMayoCraft: Building Blocks and Breaking Bad

arrest, Arrest warrant, bad, blocks, BREAKING, building, cartel leader, crime syndicate, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal organization, drug kingpin, drug lord capture, drug smuggling, drug trade, drug trafficking, El Mayo, ElMayoCraft, extradition, international crime, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, Mexican drug lord, organized crime, sources, U.S. custody

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Votes:	6180	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

so, u know how u always wanted to be a mexican drug lord but u cant cuz its illegal n stuff? well guess what, now u can on our minecraft server! join us and become the next el mayo, ruling over ur own drug empire with an iron fist! build ur own cartel hideout, smuggle goods across the border, and take out ur rivals in epic pvp battles. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now and let the chaos begin!

VegovaMine

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Votes:	5381
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Animals Bred:	167	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to VegovaCraft, a vibrant and dynamic Minecraft server that offers a rich blend of creativity, adventure, and community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a strategic thinker, VegovaCraft has something for everyone.

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WhimsyCraft – Where creepers tell jokes and cows have dance parties! 1.21

Adminshop, Arena, bedrock, Chest Shops, console, Cows, CREEPERS, Dance, Discord, Geyser, Grief Prevention, Instanced Loot, Ip:, java, jokes, MCMMO, nicknames, Parties, pe, Plugins, PORT, PvE, PvP, Qol, Silkspawners, smp, WhimsyCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2654

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	Java with Geyser for Console and PE players
IP Address	104.128.51.44
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

PvE focus with possible PVP arena
QOL plugins such as chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.
Constant updates and improvements

Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/DDT4Ne9q

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server Java only?	No, we have Geyser installed for Console and PE players as well.
Are there any plans for resets?	We have no plans to reset the map, but occasional resets of the end may occur.
What kind of plugins do you have?	We have various QOL plugins like chest shops, silkspawners, MCMMO, etc.

MineMania Minecraft Server

be male, ForceFem, go away, had another dream, Long hair, Minecraft, MineMania, not trans, Pretty Girl, Server, succubus, troon out

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Are you tired of dreaming about being a pretty girl with long hair? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment! We won’t forcefem you into anything, but we do have a succubus lurking around for some extra fun. Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where dreams come true (literally)!

CraftyCobson SMP

African Music, afrobeat, Cobson Ebassi, CraftyCobson, creative artist, emerging artist, Lagos, Music (Industry), music career, music industry trends, music producer, musician, new talent, Nigerian artist, nigerian culture, Nigerian music scene, rising star, Singer, smp, Songwriter, soulful voice, talented vocalist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9424
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to Cobson Ebassi, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking players. You never know when they’ll sneak up on you and cover your base in rainbow wool!

2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… potatoes! That’s right, you can buy and sell items with spuds. Just be careful not to accidentally eat your savings.

3. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

4. Our server events include epic battles against giant mutant squids, dance parties with creepers, and a weekly “Build-A-Sheep” competition where players race to create the most ridiculous sheep statue.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cobson Ebassi today and prepare for a wild ride of insanity and laughter in the world of Minecraft!

ParentalPanic: NoSpeakieNoEntry

bilingual parenting, communication skills, cross-cultural parenting, cultural heritage, cultural sensitivity, family dynamics, foreign language, grandparent relationships, intercultural communication, language acquisition, language barriers, language development, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preservation, multilingualism, NoSpeakieNoEntry, ParentalPanic, parenting challenges, raising bilingual kids

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and language skills? Look no further! Join our server where we speak a mix of languages, just like this family does. Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers speak multiple languages!

Need a break from your parents nagging about your bilingual kids? Join our server and let them speak whatever language they want without judgment. We promise no one will interrupt your kids’ secret conversations or try to supervise them in a language they don’t understand.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a new language while building your dream Minecraft world. Just remember, on our server, the only language we speak is FUN!