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Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, Community, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, current events, debate, discussion, Edition, forum, History, internet culture, liberal, meme, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, opinion, POL, Politics, Server, social media, Throwback, throwback thursday

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect server for you! Introducing our Throwback Thursday: /pol/ edition server!

Join us for a wild ride through the depths of the internet as we recreate the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite controversial message board. Build your own Pepe shrine, engage in heated debates about lizard people, and embark on quests to uncover the truth behind the Illuminati’s secret plans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rare meme-loving creepers that explode in a shower of rare Pepes when defeated. Collect them all and become the ultimate meme master!

So why wait? Join our /pol/ edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to wear your tinfoil hat for extra protection against mind control!

PuppyApprovedDatingOnly

animal instincts, apartment living, bully breed, communication skills, DATING, dodging a bullet, dog behavior, first date, GRINDR, LGBTQ, misunderstood, personal boundaries, pet compatibility, pet etiquette, pet owner, pet-friendly, PuppyApprovedDatingOnly, quirky dog, socializing pets, stranger danger, unexpected behavior

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as my dog? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like my dog who hates hats and sunglasses. Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what to expect, just like when my date got growled at by my normally friendly dog. Who knows, maybe you’ll dodge a bullet just like I did by finding the perfect server for you. Don’t listen to your friends, join us and embrace the drama!

CraftyNATO Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, control, CraftyNATO, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, finalize agreement, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, nato, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
New Chunks Explored:	745121	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Animals Bred:	106
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have NATO controlling all the military aid to Ukraine! it’s like playing real life politics but in blocky pixel form. build your own army of creepers and take down the evil Ender Dragon who is trying to steal all the diamonds. with NATO on your side, you’ll never have to worry about running out of resources or getting ganked by a skeleton. join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

DefenseCraft: NATO Prep

Alliance, cooperation, defense agreement, defense deal, defense pact, DefenseCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, long-term commitment, Military, military cooperation, nato, precursor, Prep, SECURITY, security alliance, strategic partnership, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	804
Votes:	5933	Chimeras Created:	3

so, like, u know how ukraine and us just like signed this super cool 10-year defense agreement, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the ultimate training ground for all the future nato soldiers! join us and u will be like a super soldier in no time, fighting off creepers and zombies like a pro!

we have the craziest battles ever, like one time this dude built a giant castle and we all had to team up to take it down. it was epic, bro! plus, we have the best weapons and armor in the game, so u will be unstoppable!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot? yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there, just waiting for u to discover it. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate warrior in the minecraft world!

GTA BoomerCraft

Adults, Apocalypse, Barren, BoomerCraft, children, Civilization, Despair, Dystopia, Extinction, Future, GTA, GTA cities, human beings, infertility, last generation, Legacy, Mystery, No Kids, Population, society, Survival, Urban

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8518	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
New Chunks Explored:	413925	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!

PolyCraftySyndrome

drug therapy, fertility, health, hormonal disorder, hormonal imbalance, insulin resistance, malaria drug, Medical research, medication, menstrual cycle, OVULATION, PCOS, pharmaceuticals, PolyCraftySyndrome, polycystic ovary syndrome, potential treatment, reproductive health, reproductive system, Treatment, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	3268

so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs flyin around with wings made of diamonds, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowin up ur stuff.

oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.

so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.

❤️LiteRise-love you❤️1.12.2-1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.16.5, banner, best, BROTHER FLY, command, donates, free, Girls, Lazy, Legendary, Life, LiteRise, love you, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, Resources, Server, Top

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Towns Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	65644	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

BROTHER FLY TO THE MOST LEGENDARY AND BEST IN LIFE

WHERE CAN YOU GET TOP RESOURCES OF GIRLS AND DONATES

BY COMMAND /free

62.122.214.246:25000

Hocunity

Bedwars, Beta, Beta Phase, bugs, Buildbattle, Citybuild, Discord, Hocunity Team, Minecraft, Minigames, Murdermystery, Other, Paintball, planet minecraft, Server, Skywars, Survival, thebridge, TNT Tag, welcome

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Hello, welcome to our Planet Minecraft page!

Here is a small description:We are a small server in the beta phase that tries to offer different things like Survival and CityBuild

What we offer so far:-Minigames:– TNT-Tag– BedWars– SkyWars– MurderMystery– Paintball– BuildBattle– TheBridge

I hope you visit our server sometime and remember help on our Discord server discord.com/invite/MjNpQHWH76 and with bugs just like that everything is still beta 🙂

With best regardsYour Hocunity Team

play.hocunity.net

Pandas Gone Wild: Unofficial Snapshots – 1.21 – Rainbow Friendly – Discord

20 new paintings, 3 new music discs, Crafters, data pack tech, diamond-based trading economy, Discord, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, EXPERIMENTAL, Friendly, mailing, minecraft live, mod team, Pandas, RAINBOW, Snapshots, the bogged, The Breeze, The Mace, trial chambers, Unofficial, Vanilla, Vaults, Warps, watch parties, Wild, wind charges

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Experimental, Vanilla, SMP
Updates	Every new snapshot with all experiments enabled
Snapshot Version	1.21 (Later, Latest Snapshot for 1.21.1)
IP	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Discord	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website	https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ

Q: What can I expect on the server?

A: You can expect to play with brand new features from every new snapshot, discuss upcoming features, and participate in watch parties for Minecraft Live.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We average around 10 players online at any given time.

Q: Do you reset the overworld and nether?

A: We aim to never reset the overworld and nether.

Q: What new features can I experiment with?

A: Crafters, Trial Chambers, the breeze, vaults, wind charges, the bogged, the mace, 20 new paintings, 3 new music discs, and more.

Q: How often do you reset the End?

A: We reset the End every month to allow for exploration of end cities for new players.

Q: Are there any plans for reworking the server?

A: We expect to rework many aspects of the server including adding warps, mailing using the latest data pack tech, and introducing more ways to have fun with friends in the snapshots.

SexyGirlMC Server

attractive woman, Casual Sex, craving, desire, FANTASY, fuck, hook up, insatiable desire, irresistible urge, longing, Lust, no strings attached, one night stand, Passion, seduction, seeking intimacy, seeking pleasure, Server, sexual desire, Sexy girl, SexyGirlMC, yearning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5544	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	843626

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have plenty of sexy girls to team up with! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate while building epic structures together. So come join us and see where your pickaxe leads you!