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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9560 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Mines Excavated: | 4975 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
Star Shards Collected: | 261 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Forget about those cringe Christcucks, we’re all about separating church and state like the Founding Fathers intended. Thomas Jefferson knew what was up when he made the Jefferson Bible – no miracle bullshit, just Christ’s sick teachings.
Join us and be part of the greatest country this world has ever seen – virtually, of course. George Washington would’ve been a Minecraft pro, trust me. So, if you wanna respect the legacy of these legendary dudes, join our server and let’s game like true chads!