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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 8344 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 52 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 550 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.
plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.
join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!