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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4480 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 3147 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.
