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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6603 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2831 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take safety very seriously – just like this guy’s ex-wife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and danger (just kidding, we’re actually very safe)!
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness
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