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DakotaCraft: Where even the cows are pixelated!

anthropology, comparison, Cows, Cultural differences, DakotaCraft, Dakotas, Diversity, first time, height, height difference, History, indigenous peoples, Injuns, mexico, native american, Observation, physical characteristics, pixelated, Plains, questions, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	78
Dragon Eggs Found:	7243	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	6620	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Votes:	1403	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Injuns are taller than skyscrapers and the Mexicans are shorter than hobbits! Join us for a wild west adventure like no other, where you can ride giant Injuns like horses and challenge tiny Mexicans to epic duels. Who needs logic when you have craziness like this? Come on in and see for yourself!

Obson & Gura’s Pixel Paradise: Where Only the Cutest Creepers Survive!

#adorable couple, #better half, #husband and wife duo, #husband and wife team, #husband appreciation, #married bliss, #partners in crime, #wife appreciation, couple goals, CREEPERS, cute wife, CUTEST, gura, Guras, husband and wife, LOVE OF MY LIFE, lovebirds, married couple, married life, Obson, Paradise, PIXEL, relationship dynamics, relationship goals, soulmates, SURVIVE

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Emeralds Found:	5412	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our fearless leader, Obson (that’s me, not you). Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his cute wife Gura – rumor has it she can tame creepers with just a wink!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. Our community is made up of the most skilled builders, redstone wizards, and pranksters you’ll ever meet. Just watch out for the llama army that patrols the server – they may look cute, but they’ll spit on you if you get too close.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else. See you in the game, if you dare!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

achievement, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, celebration, digital communication, encrypted communication, Epic, He won, hidden identity, internet forum, message board, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 673185354, Online Community, online victory., secret message, Server, success, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

addicts, always online, anxiety, Checking, compulsive behavior, constant checking, constant disappointment, constant notifications, Crafty, Day, diamonds, digital connection, excessive screen time, fear of missing out, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, need for attention, Phone, phone addiction, PHONES, seeking validation, self worth, smartphone obsession, social isolation, technology dependence, waiting for texts

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2857	Towns Built:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Towns Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

The Blocky Incest Palace

adult content, Archive, blocky, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, greentext, hot, Incest, kink, OC, Older stories, Palace, Roleplay, Screencaps, sexual adventures, Stories, taboo, taboo relationships, Thread, Wincest

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	2809

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

activism, Allegiance, Civil unrest, Conflict, confusion, Crafty, debate, Democracy, Division, Government, loyalty, national identity, nationalism, opposition, partisanship, patriotism, Pick, polarization, political divide, Politics, protest, Side, Social Issues, society

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Star Shards Collected:	73	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Votes:	2786	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	113	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Night Skies:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!