minecraft bark – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

George Takei’s Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Literally, we have a portal to the moon where you can mine space diamonds and ride space llamas.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary George Takei himself, who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a George Takei skin, he will personally congratulate you in his iconic voice.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most meme-worthy adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Live long and mine on, my friends.

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Humiliation Ritual Minecraft SMP
degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional Abuse, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation practice, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation ceremony, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, shame, smp, social humiliation
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a totally normal and not at all weird initiation process called the “Humiliation Ritual”! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being humiliated in front of all your new friends. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… we think.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player on the server. Just be prepared for some chicken-related shenanigans along the way.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Why? Who knows! But they sure do look fancy.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of humiliation rituals, diamond chickens, and dapper llamas. It’s the most absurdly fun server you’ll ever play on!

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SavageSibs Minecraft Server
awkward situation, bland food, bring own food, Brother’s Wife, cooking skills, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, embarrassed, family dinner, family dynamics, family gathering, food preferences, inedible, meal etiquette, mealtime, Minecraft, overcooked, picky eater, Polite, SavageSibs, Server, taste preferences, terrible cook
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward family dinners and enjoy delicious virtual meals without offending anyone!
Join us for a culinary adventure like no other, where you can feast on pixelated delicacies that will never make you sick or leave you hungry. No more bland, overcooked, or inedible meals here – only the finest virtual dishes crafted with love and care by our talented chefs (or players, but who’s keeping track?).
Say goodbye to dietary restrictions and hello to a world where you can eat whatever you want, whenever you want, without worrying about hurting anyone’s feelings. Our server is a safe space for all foodies, picky eaters, and culinary rebels who refuse to settle for subpar meals.
So come on over and join us for a taste of paradise – because life’s too short to eat bad food, even in Minecraft!

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NoMoreCash4Grades
A, A-level, Communication, Conflict, education, Expectations, Fairness, family, gcse, Grades, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoMoreCash4Grades, parenting, Privilege, rules, School, Siblings, Upset
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we reward you for your in-game achievements just like this dad rewards his kids for their grades! Earn diamonds for every block you mine, emeralds for every mob you defeat, and obsidian for every structure you build!
Just like Oliver and Jane, you can compete to see who can earn the most rewards and make your parents’ pockets hurt the most! Will you be the top player with the most loot, or will you be like Jane and surprise everyone with your unexpected success?
Join now and experience the drama and competition of a family trying to navigate the complexities of rewards and fairness in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your fellow players over who deserves more in-game currency! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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SwearCraft SMP: Fave Swear?
bad language, bad word, colorful language, curse word, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Expression, fave, Favorite, foul language, inappropriate language, Language, naughty language, obscenity, offensive language, Profanity, smp, strong language, Swear, swear word, SwearCraft, taboo, vulgarity
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server welcomes all the potty mouths out there! In fact, we encourage it!
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We’ve got a swear jar that gets filled up faster than you can say “creeper!” And if you manage to break the swear jar, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Profanity and get a special throne made entirely out of soap bars!
But that’s not all – we’ve got custom plugins that turn every block into a swear word when you break it, mobs that curse at you when you attack them, and even a secret underground dungeon where the walls are lined with curse words (watch out for the F-bomb trap)!
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a bunch of like-minded players, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to wash your mouth out with soap afterwards!

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BlockDodge: The Ultimate Minecraft Escape
avoided catastrophe, biggest bullet dodged, BlockDodge, close call, close shave, dodged a bullet, dodged a close one, dodging disaster, Escape, escape unscathed, escaped danger, escaped harm, Fortunate, fortunate escape, lucky break, lucky escape, lucky save, Minecraft, narrowly averted, narrowly avoided, narrowly escaped, narrowly missed, near miss, Ultimate
Have you ever narrowly avoided getting hit by a flying cow in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday occurrence! Join us for a wild ride of dodging all sorts of crazy projectiles, from exploding chickens to giant flaming pigs. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on over and see if you have what it takes to dodge the biggest bullets in Minecraft!

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MissileRange Minecraft Server
ATACMS missile, Conflict, defense strategy, defense technology, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kirby, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile capabilities, missile defense, MissileRange, nato, political tensions, RANGE, restrictions, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US
LOL JOIN our server and u can be like kirby, shooting missiles at russians from ur minecraft house! we got ATACMS missiles for u to play with, just like in real life! u can protect ukraine and be a hero, taking down 90% of russian aircraft cuz they cant handle our range! come join the fun and be a missile master in our crazy minecraft world!

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YachtSuffoCraft
#authorities, boat, Cabin, Crime Scene, deaths, Incident, investigation, investigation ongoing, Mike Lynch, mysterious deaths, News, Ocean, Police, source, Suffocated, suffocation, Tragedy, tragic accident, two people, Yacht, YachtSuffoCraft
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN MIKE LYNCH’S YACHT CAN’T HANDLE IT! TWO DUDES WENT INTO THE CABIN TO ESCAPE THE MADNESS, BUT THEY COULDN’T HANDLE THE FUN AND SUFFOCATED! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! WHO NEEDS OXYGEN WHEN YOU HAVE BLOCKS TO MINE AND CREEPERS TO DODGE?! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrSuffocate

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SmellCraft: AI Disease Detect
ai, Artificial Intelligence, biology, biotechnology, detect, devices, diagnose, Disease, Healthcare, Healthcare Technology, innovation, machine learning, medical diagnosis, Mystery, odors, olfaction, research, scent detection, sensory perception, smell, SmellCraft, Technology
LOL come join dis epic minecraft server where we solve the MYSTERY of smell with AI! we gots devices dat can tell if u sick just by sniffing u! join now and smell the adventure! who knew smell could be so LIT in minecraft?! 😂👃🔥

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What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?
Cash, Cash + Shady = RIZZ, Cash and Nico, family friendly, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server
Cash is a talented and passionate individual who excels in the fields of finance and entrepreneurship. With a background in business administration and a keen eye for trends, Cash has successfully created and managed multiple successful ventures. Known for his strategic thinking and ability to drive results, Cash continues to make a significant impact in the industry.

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