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Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8287
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Crafty Cossacks: Slava Ukraine Edition

anti-Ukraine sentiment, BIAS, boxing, boxing industry, controversy, Cossacks, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Edition, fealty, Jew influence, JEWKRAINE, Manipulation, media control, MUH SLAVA UKRAINI, political agenda, pozzed, Propaganda, public opinion, show support, slava, support for Ukraine, Tyson, Ukraine

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Votes:	5284
Runes Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our gameplay is the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us for a chance to fight off zombies, build epic structures, and uncover the truth about the secret society of boxing enthusiasts who are secretly controlling the world from Ukraine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman boxing abilities and be able to knock out creepers with a single punch. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious jokes and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible.

Anarchycrafts

Anarchy, borders, fair, HARD, Land Claim, Minecraft, no staff, no-tp, Nocheat, Nohacks, Plugins, Protection, Semianarchy, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	48	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Version 1.20.4

Semi-anarchy server. Minimum amount of plugins to keep things fair. No-tp, protection, land claim, borders. Just hard survival. No staff.

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CraftyCritters

Armor Set Search, CraftyCritters, databases, Decorations database, emulation, FAQ, General Info, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, modding, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, set up, Steam Deck, Steam page, Sunbreak, Where does /vg/ play

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crops Grown:	1772	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with monsters, hunters, and epic battles!

Ever wanted to ride a Rathalos into battle while wearing a suit made of Kirin horns? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our armor set search feature will help you find the perfect gear to make you the ultimate monster-slaying machine.

But wait, there’s more! Our monster weakness database will give you the upper hand in combat, allowing you to take down even the toughest foes with ease. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our decorations database to bling out your gear like never before?

Join now and embark on a journey like no other in a Minecraft server that will leave you ROFLing all day long! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you in our world of Monster Hunter mayhem!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

alts dump, Alts pump, blocky, btc, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, Emotional rollercoaster, explode, fear of missing out, financial stress, FOMO, hodl, Investment, Laughter, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, McBlockface, panic selling, PUMPS, rollercoaster emotions, rollercoaster ride, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

VirginLoserBullyFem

arousal, bully, control, degradation, dirty talk, Domination, FANTASY, femanon, fetish, Humiliation, jerk off, kink, Loser, power play, Roleplay, sexual tension, submissive, taboo, Tease, Virgin, VirginLoserBullyFem

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where a mysterious femanon will bully and tease you for being a virgin loser while you jerk off!

Join us for the ultimate humiliation experience as you try to survive in a world where your self-esteem is constantly being crushed by a merciless stranger. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored again! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be roasted like never before!

Purrfectly Uncertain Craft

alive and dead, Copenhagen interpretation, Craft, experimental design, Observation, Paradox, philosophical implications, PHYSICS., Purrfectly, quantum entanglement, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, Scientific theory, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, Uncertain, uncertainty, wave function collapse, wave-particle duality

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Schrödinger’s cat can’t resist playing! This server is so mind-bendingly fun, even quantum physics can’t explain it. Join us for a wild ride through alternate dimensions and crazy adventures.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned off Schrödinger’s cat. That’s right, they single-handedly caused a paradox in the universe just by playing Minecraft. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hidden deep within our world – it’s said to grant wishes to those who find it.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to keep an eye on Schrödinger’s cat – we don’t want any more paradoxes on our hands!

TwitchWorld – RP server Minecraft server

5orka, Adventure, borderless, Buster, freedom, friendship, gaming experience, legend, minecraft server, mrbeast, Possibilities, Reliable servers, role-playing game, rp server, Stability, Story, Streamers, TwitchWorld

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to TwitchWorld, a unique world where every step is an exciting adventure! ?

Here you don’t just play – you become part of something bigger. Immerse yourself in a role-playing game where every choice matters.

Features of our TwitchWorld server:

Streamers: Our streamers not only entertain, but also protect! Buy streamers like MrBeast, Buster, 5orka and many others, and let them bravely fight mobs on your side.

No privates: Discover freedom! Our world is borderless – build, explore and interact without limits.

Stability: Enjoy uninterrupted gaming thanks to our reliable servers that provide a smooth and stable gaming experience.

TwitchWorld is waiting for you! Join us and become part of the legend. Your story begins here… ✨

Adventure, friendship, and endless possibilities – you’ll find it all and more at TwitchWorld. Come in and see for yourself!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Achievements, Advancements, blocktopia, breakthroughs, Competition, Future, innovation, Limits, Minecraft, Possibilities, Potential, predictions, progress, REALISTICALLY, Server, surpass, surpassability, Surpassing, surpassing boundaries, surpassing expectations, surpassing limits, Technology, Ultimate

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that legends say even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then join us today!

Who needs reality when you can join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DerpyCraft: Where Creepers Dance and Pigs Fly

Analysis, Behavior, Communication, confusion, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dance, DerpyCraft, emotions, Fly, habits, Human nature, introspection, Observation, patterns, Perception, Pigs, Psychology, Questioning, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social norms, society, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because this server is like a wild party that never ends!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that shoots out diamonds instead of carts, and even ride on the backs of dragons while fighting off evil llamas with laser eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of gold or get teleported to a secret disco party in the sky.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in taking Minecraft to a whole new level of insanity. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!