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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9702 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3302 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can engage in virtual “relations” with other players. It’s all in good fun, so don’t be shy to get down and dirty in our pixelated paradise!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can catch the chicken, it will grant you three wishes (and maybe a few feathers for good measure).
So come on down to our server and let loose with a community that knows how to have a good time. Just remember, it’s all in good fun – after all, it’s just sex, why do you all like to make such a big deal about it?