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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1818 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Enchantments Applied: | 190 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!
So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.