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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9854 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.
