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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4770 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 5181 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
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