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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 527 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
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