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ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mines Excavated:	1057
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9083
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5964	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	1963	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

adolescents, ChunkyCraft, cognitive function, cognitive impairments, findings, health, mental health, obese, obesity, obesity in adolescents, overweight, overweight adolescents, PEERS, sleep deprivation, sleep quality, sleep restriction, SleepyBrains, study, susceptibility, teenagers, weight, weight management

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

play.sleeplessmc.com