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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4151 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Votes: | 6369 |
Ores Mined: | 6954 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
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