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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6983 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2582 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
why should you join? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret government experiment to see if players can survive in a world where gravity is reversed and the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the macarena.
plus, we have the most lit parties in the nether realm, with DJ zombie spinning tunes and skeletons doing the electric slide. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie rave party.
so come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, don’t feed the endermen after midnight!