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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 7559 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
