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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8678 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 6195 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.