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Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

Access, anticipation, Crafty, Demand, desire, entrance, entry, EXCITEMENT, exclamation, in, Let, lolz, long trail tags, me, Permission, PLEA, Request, Server, tags, Urgency, welcome

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8433	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

Adventure, Apocalypse, apocalypse on our terms, apocalyptic vision, armageddon, cataclysm, Crafty, Destruction, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, Extinction, final days, global catastrophe, Humanity, Land, LOLtastic, McLaughingtons, orchestrated, orchestrated destruction, Plan, Proposal, proposed apocalypse, terms, world’s end

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

Apathy, avoidance, blocky, Blunders, denial, long trail tags: indifference, madness, Minecraft, not my problem, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ores Mined:	752
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	72
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

CraftyCare, diamonds, Family Support, Gratitude, haircare, personal growth, self care community, self care goals, self care habits, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care mindset, self care motivation, self care products, self care rituals, self care tips, self improvement, self love, self-care, self-care routine, sisterly love., skincare, Time, work

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1808	Votes:	2582
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, Curious, destiny, ended up, fate, gtYup, humor, introspection, Journey, life events, life experiences, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Server, Situation, Story, storytelling, that’s me, Twist of fate, unexpected, wondering, Yup

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, Good, inspection, Is this any good?, judgment, opinion, Performance, quality assessment, Rating, review, Satisfactory, satisfactory level, Standard, Value, WORTH.., YeetCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Items Found:	8944
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!