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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1347 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
New Chunks Explored: | 854147 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
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