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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2371 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 169 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.
so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!