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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 347 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!
But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!