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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2947 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.