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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6578 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
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