CalorieKingMinecraft SMP

balance, CalorieKingMinecraft, calories, comfort food, Consumption, diet, eating habits, Favorite Food, Food, guilty pleasure, health, indulgence, Lifestyle, Longevity, Meal, Moderation, nutrition, portion control, self-care, smp, weight management, well-being

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular food when you have those, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff, it’s like our own personal fireworks show every day. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every weekend, it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DoomsdayCraft

acceptance, Afterlife, Closure, death, DoomsdayCraft, Dying, end of life, EUTHANASIA, fear of death, final wishes, funeral planning, Grief, hospice care, legacy planning, letting go, Life after death., living will, mortality, Near Death Experience, peaceful passing, terminal illness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Do you want to die in a hilarious and ridiculous way? Then join our Minecraft server where death is not just a possibility, it’s practically guaranteed! From getting squished by a giant flying pig to being blown up by a herd of explosive sheep, the ways you can meet your demise are endless. But hey, at least you’ll die laughing! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

PeaceCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, chief, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, Minsk agreements, Négotiation, peace deal, peacecraft, political leaders, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Votes:	371
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have peace deals hotter than a spicy taco! we got donald trump and vladimir putin fighting over who gets the last diamond block, but don’t worry, our EU foreign policy chief is here to keep the peace! build your own empire and show those world leaders who’s boss in the world of blocks! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political drama and just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of minecraft land. join now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

ElonCraft Dissident Squad

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Democracy, Dissident, DISSIDENTS, elon musk, ElonCraft, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Internet freedom, political dissent, privacy, protest, russia, spacex, squad, Surveillance, Technology, tesla, Whistleblower

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	692541
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. We got llamas that can talk and dance, and like, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. But, like, the craziest part is that Russia asked Elon Musk for the names of dissidents on the server. Can you believe it? Join now to see if you’re on the list and maybe get a free ride to space on a rocket made of cheese!

MadCraft: No Need to Please

approval-seeking, Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication skills, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, fear of conflict, inner conflict, Madcraft, people pleasing, personal growth, psychological development, relationship dynamics, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just want to build stuff and mine for diamonds but then u join this server and it’s like a whole new world, man. like, there are unicorns and flying pigs and u can ride on a dragon to battle other players. it’s like a freakin’ fantasy land, bro. and the best part is, if u join this server, u will become the chosen one and save the world from evil zombies and creepers. u will be hailed as the hero of the server and everyone will bow down to u. so like, why wouldn’t u want to join this epic minecraft server, right? come on, join us and become the legend u were always meant to be.

Crafty 911 Call Suspicions

911 calls, Call, caller behavior, caller involvement, communication analysis, Crafty, crime reporting, criminal activity, Deception, emergency calls, emotional expression, investigative techniques, law enforcement, laypeople, lower emotion, participants, Police, Psychological Factors, real calls, simulated calls, study, suspicion, suspicions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

so, like, u know how sometimes u call 911 and u gotta be all serious and stuff? well, not on our server! we encourage u to express ur lower emotions while reporting crimes, cuz that’s just how we roll here.

we got five studies that show that if u sound suspicious on the phone, people gonna think u did the crime urself. but on our server, we embrace the suspicion! it’s like a game within a game, ya know?

join us for some wacky 911 calls, where u can let ur lower emotions shine and maybe even trick some peeps into thinking u did the crime! it’s all in good fun, right? so come on down and join the madness. who knows, u might even become the king of the prank calls!

MinePromo

Advertise, Builders, developers, Discord, host, Minecraft, MinePromo, Network, Play, Players, promote, Server, smp

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	592	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Minecraft Server Promotion

Advertise your Minecraft Server on our Discord channel to get more players and connect with developers and other server owners.

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Join our Discord channel to start promoting your server: https://discord.gg/ChBKPJjn2n

FAQs

Q: How do I advertise my Minecraft Server on your Discord channel?

A: Join our Discord channel using the invite link provided and follow the instructions for server promotion.

Q: Are there any fees for promoting my server on your Discord channel?

A: No, promoting your Minecraft server on our Discord channel is free of charge.

Q: Can I connect with other server owners and developers on the Discord channel?

A: Yes, our Discord channel is a great platform to network with other server owners and developers in the Minecraft community.

The Dark Abyss 1.21.2

1.21.2, abyss, Analysis, Argument, comparison, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Dark, debate, Decision making, disagreement, ethical question., Evaluation, historical context, judgment, moral dilemma, opinion, personal beliefs, perspective, Reflection, societal standards, Who was worse

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Join our Minecraft server and find out who the real villain is – creepers or zombies!

We’ve got a twisted world where the mobs have taken over and it’s up to you to survive and thrive.

Build epic bases, team up with other players, and battle it out in epic PvP battles.

But beware, you never know when a creeper might sneak up behind you and blow everything to smithereens.

So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy Minecraft world!

FlowerFail Minecraft Server

Apology, Bouquet, Communication, daisies, disagreement, Disappointment, emotions, Expression, floral arrangement, FlowerFail, Flowers, gift, Girlfriend, hurt feelings, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, postable., relationship, romantic gesture, Server, social media, sunflower

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Potions Brewed:	81
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36

Are you tired of giving your girlfriend flowers only for her to say they look like funeral flowers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your virtual flowers will always be appreciated! Our players will ooh and ahh over your pixelated bouquets, and there’s no need to worry about finding the perfect angle for social media – every angle is the perfect angle in Minecraft! Join us now and never have your feelings hurt by flower critiques again! Plus, rumor has it that if you plant a virtual sunflower in our server, it will grow into a magical rainbow tree that drops diamonds instead of leaves. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

BratCraft: No Regrets

arch, backyard wedding, BratCraft, compromise, crowded venues, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, formal location, hiking tradition, long weekend, mountain lake, outdoor wedding, public parks, regrets, rental costs, rental venue, string lights, wedding ceremony, wedding location, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family feud over wedding locations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of arguments, stubbornness, and outrageous demands!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you witness a battle between a fiancée and a mom over the perfect wedding spot? Forget about mining for diamonds, the real gems are the heated discussions and name-calling that happen here!

Experience the thrill of choosing between a lakeside mountain wedding or a backyard with chickens and garden beds. Will you side with the bride-to-be who wants a free location, or the mom who’s willing to drop $1200 for a fancy building rental? The stakes are high, and the drama is even higher!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a wedding planning meltdown, join us now! Who needs mobs and creepers when you have family members going at each other’s throats over ceremony locations? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

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