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JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6913	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	141
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9693	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6587	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Crops Grown:	7283

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

LA Accent Swap Server

accent, cultural norms, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender mimicry, gender performance, gender presentation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, LA accents, linguistic cues, Server, social constructs, speech patterns., Swap, vocal characteristics, vocal impersonation, vocal inflection., vocal mimicry, vocal modulation, vocal stereotypes, voice imitation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the whole wide world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… On this server, pigs can fly! That’s right, you heard me! Pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all, folks! We’ve got talking cows that spit out diamonds instead of milk. Can you believe it? I know, I know, it’s mind-blowing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the most epic builder in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it that he once built an entire castle using only one hand while blindfolded. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a build-off and maybe even earn his respect (if you’re lucky).

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night at midnight? Yeah, that’s right. We’ve got skeletons breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and creepers dropping sick beats. It’s a party you don’t want to miss, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, blockheads!

Capy World 💫

Active Staff, Capy, Community, Coreprotect, cube world, diamond-based economy, Discord, Events, Fly, heads plus, Land Claims, Mob Griefing, Movie Nights, Peace of mind, Plugins, Server, shopping district, Shops, smp, Whitelist, whitelist application, world, World Resets

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260

Capy World Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
New World	No world resets. Newly launched on January 1st.
Shopping District	Run your own shop or enjoy the diamond-based economy.
Active Staff	Staff available to help with any issues or questions.
Fly	Allows flying after 2 weeks of playtime.
No Mob Griefing	Mob griefing disabled to protect builds.
Peace of Mind	Build protection and item restoration.
Events & Movie Nights	Weekly movie nights and frequent Minecraft events.
Heads Plus	Collect mob heads as currency for decoration.

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord through the link in our bio or message us for the link. Verify and fill out the whitelist application in the whitelist channel.

Q: Is the server 18+ only?

A: Yes, we are looking for long-term players who are 18 and older.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive community environment.

Q: Can I run my own shop in the shopping district?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops in the shopping district.

Q: How often are events and movie nights held?

A: Events and movie nights are held every week. Check the schedule in our Discord for specific dates and times.

Eternal Union 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cheating, Discord, doubts, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, icemancomethL8, instagram, loyalty, loyalty assessment, loyalty check, loyalty issues, loyalty test, loyalty thread, phone number, relationship, Snap, suspicion, Telegram, Trust, union, Wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	3019
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! We’re talking about testing your wife or girlfriend’s loyalty by sending her snap, ig, disc, teleg, or phone number to icemancomethL8.

Join us for some wild adventures and see if your significant other can resist the temptation of our epic Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Who knows what kind of drama will unfold when you put your relationship to the ultimate test in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Crafty Lava Land

belongings, buy fire insurance, cancel insurance, Crafty, disaster preparedness, emergency planning, financial loss, fire damage, fire is likely, fire prevention, fire protection, home insurance, insurance company, insurance coverage, insurance policy, Kid, Land, lava, lose home, Personal, property insurance, risk management, Safety Measures

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	204
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in town! We got fire insurance, but watch out ’cause if the insurance company sees a fire is gonna happen, they gonna cancel that ish faster than you can say “creeper”. So come join us, build your dream home, and pray to the Minecraft gods that your insurance doesn’t bail on you. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining! See you in the game, fam! #MinecraftMadness #FireInsuranceFiasco

SickCraftFam or GermWorriesMC

aita, emetophobia, family communication, family dynamics, food poisoning, GermWorriesMC, health anxiety, health awareness, health concerns, health freak, health precautions, hygiene, Illness, illness prevention, norovirus, Proper hygiene, sibling relationships, sick family members, SickCraftFam, stomach illness, winter illnesses

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Enchantments Applied:	120	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of constantly worrying about getting sick on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for germaphobes like you!

Join our server and never fear the dreaded norovirus again! Our virtual world is completely germ-free, so you can game in peace without the risk of catching any stomach illnesses. Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless hours of gameplay without a care in the world.

Plus, on our server, we take hygiene very seriously. No more sneezing into hands or not washing up after using the restroom. Our players are cleanliness experts, ensuring that you’ll never have to worry about germs spreading in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave your worries behind. Say goodbye to drama and hello to a world where your health concerns are taken seriously. Don’t be an “AITA” on other servers, join us and game in peace!

MythBustedInMinecraftSMP

critical analysis, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, education, Evidence, facts, false facts, History, knowledge, learning, lifelong learning, misconceptions, Misinformation, MythBustedInMinecraftSMP, Myths, Questioning, research, School, Science, skepticism, Truth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, did you know that on this server, the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance? It’s like a total party up in here!

And get this, on this server, diamonds grow on trees and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness!

So like, come join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and happiness, amirite? 😂🤪🤣

BlockPartyNSFW

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We have a strict “no boring allowed” policy, which means every player must be ready to bring the fun 24/7.

Join our server and you might just run into a celebrity! That’s right, we have famous Minecraft YouTubers, Twitch streamers, and even a few Hollywood actors who love to play on our server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all – we also have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? Go for it! How about a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? The sky’s the limit on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.