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SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5288	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Items Found:	4334	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

arrest, arrested, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyCzarMurderMystery, crime, high-profile, husband, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder charge, office shootout, oligarch, power, richest woman, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, violence, wealth

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	174
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

anxiety, avoidance, awkward, Behavior, Biting, bugs, fear, humor, hypothetical situation, insects, mosquitoes, Mosquitos, outdoor activities, Pest Control, Phobia, Psychology, public places, social anxiety, Social Interaction, socially, Summertime

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Potions Brewed:	109
Runes Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	50
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Votes:	4020
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	619641	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5569
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

217.106.107.192:27881

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

asset recovery, COMEBACK, convincing opponents, Endless, game changer, Minecraft, never giving up, nullifying losses, outlasting enemies, overcoming adversity, perseverance, resilience, resilience in adversity, Server, strategy, success, triumph, turning the tide, ultimate victory, Unbeatable, Victory, winning

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4715	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Cash4Problems Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Cash4Problems, complaining, demanding job, dignity, disagreement, Emotional support, family, Friend, Help, Homeless, homeless shelter, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, Problem, roommate, security deposit, Server, SIE exam, studio apartment, Suggestions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	300
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of being the emotional support for your friend who just can’t seem to get their life together? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with fun and adventure, and you won’t have to listen to anyone’s problems for hours on end.

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream studio apartment without worrying about security deposits or roommates. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where anything is possible?

So say goodbye to your friend’s drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind!

ExesMomGriefGang

10 years ago, aita, avoiding each other, browsing polo shirts, calling the store, coexisting, exes mom, ExesMomGriefGang, Flabbergasted, holding the door open, lack of acknowledgment, no ill will, offering a smile, past relationship, rude encounter, thrift store, WIBTA

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	3246
Farms Harvested:	146	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Well, look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with your ex’s mom giving you attitude in a thrift store! Join us and escape the real world craziness for a virtual world of fun and adventure. Who needs polo shirts when you can craft your own stylish armor in-game? Plus, our community is so friendly, you won’t have to worry about any awkward encounters with ex-in-laws. So come join us and leave the thrift store drama behind!

History Buff SMP

buff, History, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	231
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP where players can travel back in time and relive historical events? Imagine fighting alongside dinosaurs in the Jurassic period or building pyramids with the ancient Egyptians. But watch out for creepers disguised as historical figures, they’re sneaky little buggers. Join now and become a time-traveling historian in the wackiest SMP ever!