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CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3822	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Emeralds Found:	2875	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	69437	Mines Excavated:	4166

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Votes:	9452	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Alien Abductions:	2

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5219
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	1114
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	165
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8049	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Runes Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	953075
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5423
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8743	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!